Tales of the Dim Knight is now available as an ebook for Kindle and in other formats ahead of its Ebook release.
Tales of the Dim Knight follows the story of the world’s biggest superhero fan after he finds an alien symbiote that gives him superpowers and begins his own superhero career with hilarious results.
In this superhero parody, we poke fun at and pay homage to Superheroes as varied as Superman, Spider-man, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and much more.
Excerpts from Tales of the Dim Knight:
At the tap on his window, Seattle Chief of Police Stone Bachman glanced up from the memo he’d been typing up. Great, his Bruce Wayne copycat. The chief pushed away from his desk and opened the window. Maybe he still didn’t entirely trust Powerhouse, at least not with prowling around the building like that, but he sure came in handy.
Powerhouse climbed in the window. “It’s raining out there.”
“I know. That’s why I had the window closed.”
“How am I supposed to get in stealthily?”
Powerhouse landed, lifted a manhole cover, and flew into the sewer.
He changed back to Dave Johnson, trudged and wriggled a mile or three through the sludge, and climbed out another manhole. Pedestrians gaped at him in a city park and three kids fled away screaming.
Dave bit his lip. “Uh . . . turtle power?”
Powerhouse skid to a halt outside the glass door to the church swimming pool and an open window. Two cranes suspended the Johnson boys over the pool, lowering them inch by inch. Powerhouse whistled. “Good thing I taught them to swim.”
The PA speaker crackled. “Did you teach them to swim through acid with their hands tied behind their backs and their mouths gagged?”
“You know, it’s those things that you don’t think of…”
Tales of the Dim Knight is available in the Kindle Store as well as on Smashwords in a variety of formats. At both sites, you can get extensive free excerpts on your computer, or sent directly to your Kindle device from the Kindle store.
Tales of the Dim Knight is scheduled for its print release on November 22nd and you can pre-order your copy today.